Well, the hormone injected, wanna be national bird was succulent and delicious. I tell you, I am at an age where I can vouch for hormones. They keep you firm. I am desperately staving off the loss of them. As my mother said, "I was better when I was full of hormones and so was this damn turkey!"
Well, Mom, the meal was scrumptious and the show was great. There's nothing like dinner with the family, a Broadway show and a good shot of tryptophan laced hormones to make this New York, Italian girl very happy.
|From my picture book THE PERFECT THANKSGIVING written by Eileen Spinelli|